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SHIPPING & PRODUCTION
We will deliver your order to you as soon as possible.
Total Shipping Time= processing time + shipping time
| Shipping Location: | United States |
| Processing Time: | 5-7 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 15-20 Business Days |
| Cost | $7.99 |
| Free shipping over order $89 (Price after discount) |
| Shipping Location: | Canada/New Zealand |
| Processing Time: | 3-7 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 8-15 Business Days |
| Cost | $7.99 |
| Free shipping over order $89 (Price after discount) |
| Shipping Location: | The United Kingdom / France / Germany / Italy / Spain / Netherlands / Belgium / Austria / Sweden / Poland / Australia / Ireland / Portugal / Hungary / Slovakia / Czech Republic / Romania / Finland / Denmark / Isreal |
| Processing Time: | 3-7 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 6-10 Business Days |
| Cost | $7.99 |
| Free shipping over order $89 (Price after discount) |
| Shipping Location: | Norway |
| Processing Time: | 3-7 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 8-10 Business Days |
| Cost | $7.99 |
| Free shipping over order $89 (Price after discount) |
| Shipping Location: | Mexico |
| Processing Time: | 3-7 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 10-15 Business Days |
| Cost | $7.99 |
| Free shipping over order $89 (Price after discount) |
*Please note that peak seasons and sales events may also affect processing times.
These are based on the average date. More or less time may be needed for different items. Please don't worry, order as soon as possible, and deliver on time.
THE ESTIMATED ARRIVAL DATE DOES NOT ACCOUNT FOR THE FOLLOWING:
1， Weather delays
2， Other shipping/vendor service disruptions
3， APO/FPO orders going through the Military Postal Service Agency (MPSA)
WRONG ADDRESS
If you provide an address that is considered insufficient by the shipping carrier, the shipment will be returned to Geeksoutfit. This may cause a delay in your shipping. Please make sure you provide the correct address.
SHIPMENT LOST IN TRANSIT
If the carrier tracking indicates that the shipment was lost in transit, contact Geeksoutfit as soon as possible, or within 30 days. Geeksoutfit will make and ship you a replacement item or refund your money.
REFUNDS, RETURNS, AND EXCHANGES
Thank you for shopping at Geeksoutfit! Our online shop provides unique geeks' products from our independent designers backed by high quality material and reliable production. Our members of QA team inspect each product before packaging to ensure the maximum customer satisfaction.
If you are not entirely satisfied with your purchase. Please don't hesitate to contact us at support@geeksoutfit.com, we will try our best to meet your request.
Return Policy
If you receive the product and find the following conditions, please contact us to process it in time. Including but not limited to broken, stained, deformed, printing blurred.
How to return or exchange?
Step 1. If you have a product to return or exchange, please contact our customer service first via email within 30 days of receiving the product. Contact us at support@geeksoutfit.com
Step 2. You must email us a picture showing the problem/defect after submitting the return request online.
Step 3. If due to our reasons, the goods received are damaged or not correct, the consumer is not required to bear the shipping fee for this reason.
-Items must be completely unworn, undamaged, unstained, unscented, and be in their new, original, perfect condition with all original tags and packaging intact.
-Return address: China Guangdong Province Fumin Road No. 49, Hongxiang Zhigu Industrial Park, 6th Floor, Xiabian Village, Houjie Town
-DO NOT REMOVE TAGS AND RETURN ALL ORIGINAL PACKAGING AND RECEIPT. KEEP CLEAN AND UNSTAINED. Items should be neatly folded and carefully packed. Items in disheveled condition, or with stains, visible wear or with tags cut/removed will not be accepted for return and will be shipped back to the customer at the customer's expense without refund.
-We strictly cannot accept any return, exchange or replacement requests after 30 days from delivery. Return packages must be dropped off with the return shipping carrier within 7 days after a return label has been provided, otherwise the return will not be accepted and no refund will be issued.
-Please ship items back in original packaging; do not use oversized boxes.
-Returns cannot be processed without prior return authorization through our Returns Portal or by email at support@geeksoutfit.com. Returns shipped to us without prior authorization are not eligible for refund, exchange or store credit, not eligible for dispute or charge back, and may not be shipped back to the customer except in special circumstances at the customer's expense.
-Geeksoutfit is not responsible for lost/missing/stolen packages once they are marked as delivered by the shipping carrier, and orders will not be re-sent or refunded.
-Please note we cannot provide any returns or exchanges for accidental damage caused during laundering or dry-cleaning, such as stains, burns, shrinkage, discoloration, wrinkling, tears, rips, bleaching, iron damage, heat damage, seam or button hardware damage.
-Please note orders that are returned back to us due to the wrong shipping address being entered for the order, attempted deliveries, or for deliveries not re-scheduled by the customer within 30 days of the first delivery attempt, any shipping charges will not be refunded. We cannot accept responsibility for packages not received due the wrong shipping address being entered for the order.
Fast refund: We will issue a refund to your original payment method within a week.
Kind reminder: Return packages should be authorized. Any return request not authorized by the customer service will not be honored. The mailing address will be provided by mail after submitting the application.
Exchange policy:
All exchange requests will be processed as refunds. Exchange is not available at this time. If you wish to exchange a product, you will need to return your purchase for refund and place a new order.
Order Cancellation
Your order will be fully refunded if it is cancelled within 24 hours of purchase. Please submit a help ticket from Contact Us if you decide to cancel the order. We will NOT accept an order cancellation request if the order has already been shipped.
Contact us
If you have further questions / issues, please don't hesitate to contact us at support@geeksoutfit.com.
THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO WASHING 100% COTTON CLOTHES
Geeksoutfit's T-shirts are 100% cotton, so take good care of your 100% cotton clothes to make sure that they last longer. It saves you money in the long run and protects the environment.
To avoid making mistakes when doing your laundry, here is the ultimate guide to washing 100% cotton clothes.
You can wash 100% cotton garments and textiles by hand or by machine. Cool water, gentle laundry detergent, and air drying are the best ways to prevent shrinking, wrinkling, and fading.
Can You Machine Wash 100% Cotton?
You can wash 100% cotton items in the washing machine, but be mindful of the settings you use. Cotton is susceptible to shrinking if you expose it to too much heat. Use a cool water cycle and a gentle laundry detergent.
Can You Machine Dry 100% Cotton?
You can use your dryer to dry 100% cotton, but you should take the items out while they are still damp. Use a low-heat or permanent press setting, as too much heat will shrink your clothing. Cotton also wrinkles easily when you over-dry it, which is why a permanent press setting works well.
Air-drying 100% cotton clothes is the best way to keep them looking and feeling their best for as long as possible. Hanging them on a clothesline or laying them out on a drying rack when they’re damp will help prevent wrinkling, too.
What Temperature to Wash Cotton?
Under most circumstances, you should wash cotton items in lukewarm or cold water. Cold water helps keep colors bright and prevents fabric shrinkage. Hot water won’t shrink your cotton items as quickly as a hot dryer will, but it will fade colors and shorten the garment’s lifespan.
Does 100% Cotton Shrink in the Wash?
100% cotton can shrink in the wash, but it is more likely to shrink in the dryer. Heat is the primary reason for cotton shrinkage. Drying 100% cotton at high heat sets the fibers in their new, shrunken size and makes it harder to restore them.
How to Wash 100% Cotton Without Shrinking It
Washing Machine
The water temperature and the cycle are more important than the soap type, however. Use cold water for bright colors and delicate items and lukewarm or tap-water cool water for everything else. A regular wash cycle is fine for most 100% cotton clothing. Very delicate or thin fabrics may need a gentle cycle.
Hand Wash
If you prefer to handwash your 100% cotton, you’ll need a large sink or basin where you can submerge your clothing all the way. Fill the sink with lukewarm or cool water and the laundry soap of your choice, then submerge the clothes.
